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Everyone is here, well they most certainly are not
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I can think of one guy in particular Nintendo forgot
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How can you call a game ultimate when there’s such a glaring flaw in it
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Justice for Waluigi
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Everyone is here
Well what do you call the last 18 years
One hell of a tennis career
I won’t stop making a racket till Waluigi’s in the bracket
I should have seen the writing on the wahhhhh
It said nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
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How many more fire emblem characters do we need?
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No one asked for a mii fighter but you gave us three
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Nobody cares about young link or toon link
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Sooner or later you have to face the music
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You stick my man at the back of the class
Turn him into a trophy just to kick his ass
You add insult to injury, add salt to our gash
But you still won’t add Waluigi to Smash
The last glimmer of hope I had has been smacked off the map with a home-run bat
My most grandiose dream is now pushing up Daisy’s
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It won’t be a speed run, it won’t be an easy climb
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But the Smash roster is our Everest and it’s Waluigi’s time