Intro: D (D#) E C#m
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Keanu
Can’t you see we want you
To be our new boo
Oh, Keanu
He’s masculine in a way that’s not toxic
He’s philanthropic without being obnoxious
He’s cooler than the tundra and hotter than the tropics
And ages with the grace of a flawless Adonis
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In his movies, Keanu Reeves always acts so tough
John Wick may be a feral grizzly
But the actor’s stuffed with fluff
Intro: D (D#) E C#m
A Dmaj7 Bm E
Keanu
Can’t you see we want you
To be our new boo
Oh, Keanu
Respectful King of the hover hand
Played bass in a 90s grunge band
If you’re alive, you’re probably his fan
I dare you to find a more wholesome man
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No one else can match his deadpan delivery
He dodges bullets on screen, but online he only dodges negativity
Intro: D (D#) E C#m
A Dmaj7 Bm E
Keanu
Can’t you see we want you
To be our new boo
Oh, Keanu
He’s not a nice guy, he’s just a guy who’s nice
And if he were a pie, I’d cut me off a slice
A man so perfect, he makes me think twice
Am I in the Matrix or is this real life?
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Keanu Reeves wears his heart on his Keanu sleeves
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And he stole all of ours, I guess you’d say Keanu thieves
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I need an inhaler after that Cyperpunk trailer
D E
I can’t Keanu Breathe
D E
He’s breathtaking and so are we
A Dmaj7 Bm E
Keanu
Can’t you see we want you
To be our new boo
Oh, Keanu